How to End the COVID-19 Coronavirus Epidemic in 3 Easy Steps

Written By Mike Bates

March 18, 2020 1:40pm

 
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HOW TO END THE COVID-19 CORONAVIRUS EPIDEMIC IN 3 EASY STEPS:

1) President Trump announces that the COVID-19 Coronavirus is an epidemic.

2) President Trump signs an executive order that postpones the November elections and keeps him in office until the epidemic is over.

3) Within hours, the media will declare the epidemic to be over, and we can get back to our lives.

Mike Bates
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